nochristmasjokesplz:

skyline-sunset-in-my-veins:

A light for those who need it in times of darkness.

I got my major fandoms in here holding a beacon of light for anyone who needs it in times of sadness and despair  I wish I had a chance to fit a few more fandoms in.

This is actually ridiculously beautiful.

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

“Honestly, the world can be a dark enough place. Light it up.”
→ John Barrowman

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

danistotallyuncool:

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD

usapotterfan:

ihatethatchick:

I can’t believe I never noticed this was Captain Jack.

omg

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

manicpixiedeathbitch:

• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

askpyra1:

I PLAN ON FOLLOWING EVERY LAST HUMAN BEING ON TUMBLR.

EVERY.LAST.ONE.

I DON’T CARE WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE IN OR WHAT YOU POST, I WILL FOLLOW YOU. JUST REBLOG